i may be 80...

i may be 80...
but i'm pigeon breasted, a harpy! face dribbled -- see? --

i may be 80...
and miracles is the way it ought to be

i may be 80..
but as usual, your fantasies are either perverted or derranged.

i may be 80...
be more funny!

i may be 80...
(piano music starts) guys.... i have something to tell you...... i have cancer.

i may be 80...
of all the things in the world, i'll miss her the most.

i may be 80...
like a brutal display of wicked viciousness.

i may be 80...
i can't hear you, talk into the dick. make a lot of "oh" noises.

i may be 80...
draft beer, not men!

i may be 80...
but she gave birth to her death!

i may be 80...
no sports!

i may be 80...
o death, relieve me soon. or soon i'm done for.

i may be 80...
you think you're hot shit, but you're really just cold diarhea.

i may be 80...
your mother's a tracer!

i may be 80...
it was ribbed for her pleasure, so i turned it inside out.

i may be 80...
life's the allusion. love is the dream.

i may be 80...
but my incense is running out. i'm gonna be in some deep shit soon.

i may be 80...
i love the smell of napalm in the morning

i may be 80...
kilgore

i may be 80...
don't forget fat people, they can't stop eating. (hey! pretzels.)

i may be 80...
but a dreamer is all i've ever been. (and) it seems it's all i'll ever be. hopefully death comes soon. then i can dream for eternity.

i may be 80...
but i still like pokin' it in the brown eye.

i may be 80...
onward virgin soldiers!

i may be 80...
hey! duck feet!

i may be 80...
but i think you're the prettiest undercover whore i've ever seen.

i may be 80...
i just crapped my pants (or, someone put shit in my pants!)

i may be 80...
it's been lovely knowing you. a dream.

i may be 80...
throw me away

i may be 80...
logan dancing

i may be 80...
but i think it was called, the bus that couldn't slow down.

i may be 80...
praise jebus

i may be 80...
fist me? fist you!

i may be 80...
but when you have love, there is no korea.

i may be 80...
but i am the thing from your anus!

i may be 80...
fuck that shit

i may be 80...
but the bogeyman, that's me, at a twelfth-night show.

i may be 80...
i dreamed i was a fireman. i just smoked and watched you burn.

i may be 80...
but she's got the face of a butcher's board

i may be 80...
but once a polar bear sinks its teeth into an infant he just never lets go.

i may be 80...
ass masters 2: the return to savage ass

i may be 80...
but i don't give a fuck about your war or your president

i may be 80...
hey! boooom!

i may be 80...
me and the captain, makin' it happen.

i may be 80...
want some happy? (what the fuck?)

i may be 80...
look at my muscles!

i may be 80...
what the fuck?! you broke my pogostick!

i may be 80...
i have to go to the dentist. (that's funny, most people have to go to the bathroom)

i may be 80...
shut up net face!

i may be 80...
kill roy

i may be 80...
but i said SHUT UP net face!

i may be 80...
momma, are they gonna try and break my balls?

i may be 80...
but highlowmediumlow

i may be 80...
slam prancin'?

i may be 80...
eat my junk!

i may be 80...
why don't you get me a pepsi?

i may be 80...
but tang don't smoke

i may be 80...
but i can still kill without breaking a sweat!!

i may be 80...
now who looks the fool?

i may be 80...
but i am ga(y) beast

i may be 80...
but i'm a cheesy fucking donut!

i may be 80...
here comes two!

i may be 80...
but i like this music. it's shiny!

i may be 80...
to a whale of a wife

i may be 80...
somethings are better thought of than done.

i may be 80...
but i have a whole in my heart the size of a truck.

i may be 80...
and these are gummi worms. gummi!

i may be 80...
that's a mug, you don't wanna chug.

i may be 80...
shitting on his head(present tense).

i may be 80...
like an ass in heat.

i may be 80...
that's my moo!

i may be 80...
DRINK DUFF! responsively. DRINKG DUFF! resposnively.

i may be 80...
you stupid fuck!

i may be 80...
bleh

i may be 80...
like a loaf of fury

i may be 80...
lady psycho bitch!

i may be 80...
stand back 'cause i'm kicking some mouse ass.

i may be 80...
but these nuts make a mean sauce

i may be 80...
once we finish drinking, we can start drinking.

i may be 80...
you set 'em up, i'll knock 'em back

i may be 80...
but the buildings so bright it makes you want to vomit. but they stare at it anyways. and they eat, they drink. they eat, they drink. look out the window brown suits, grey suits, blue suits.

i may be 80...
breakin' down roadie "oooow!"

i may be 80...
but inflammable means flammable? what a country.

i may be 80...
bull shirt!

i may be 80...
fuck the captain!

i may be 80...
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!

i may be 80...
don't george burns

i may be 80...
beats me

i may be 80...
but death comes as a friend to me

i may be 80...